Fred's World http://cmdrfred.com Party time? Excellent. Tue, 06 Oct 2009 17:25:33 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Orgasmic Leprechaun – My Dear Sara http://cmdrfred.com/2009/10/06/orgasmic-leprechaun-my-dear-sara http://cmdrfred.com/2009/10/06/orgasmic-leprechaun-my-dear-sara#comments Tue, 06 Oct 2009 17:24:56 +0000 admin http://cmdrfred.com/?p=62
Orgasmic Leprechaun – My Dear Sara

Lyrics after the jump:
Lyrics:

(Drum Solo)

Why did you have to be such a hooker?
Why did you have to be such a whore?
When I met you told me that I had to be honest,
Now honesty seems like such a chore.

Why did your daddy never ever love you?
Or show some affection to make you pleased?
You know your uncle Randy is just using you,
to get everything he ever needs.

Why do you have to fuck your uncle, Sara?
and why do you have to be only ten?
Why does this world seem so unfair?
I’m 43 and in love again.

Sara why do you wana go home?
My van has plenty of room for two.
And if you ever get hungry,
Ill drive over to BK for you.

I know I’m little older my dear Sara,
and I know that this isn’t my place,
but we can move to the hills of Alabama,
cuz there our love isn’t rape.

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Orgasmic Leprechaun – Epic Dudes Of History

Lyrics after the jump:
this is a song for the cave men, cave men
cave men living in the woods
its not a song for the gay men, gay men
gay men blowing in the woods

This song chronicals epic deeds,
massive battles, divine indemnity
of these heros fates we sing
grab ten beers and some chicken wings it’s
hero time in the house

Merlin was an epic dude
loved the whores and was oh so rude
shot out gold everytime he po-ed
he infected every girl he screwed

Oh Merlin!

With his STD
now it hurts everytime she has to pee
did so much coke that he can barely see

Oh Merlin! Merlin Merlin

Jesus a man of myth and fame,
most sane pepole think he’s insane,
representin’ the astral plane
jesus is a man that you cant tame

oh jesus!

Magic powers and stuff like that,
ten gram a day habbit and a sick hat
jesus had all of that

Oh! Jesus Jesus Jesus

Cosby was a righteous man,
he beat his wife with a frying pan
then told her to make a sam
wich… bill cosby

then after they made love twice,
she made him dinner and it was oh so nice,
Bill Cosby is a fan of basmati rice

oh, bill bill cosby

King Tut was a pretty slick bro,
He had tons of money and a zillion hoes,
From time to time he whould strike an epic pose,
He thought scienfeld really blows

oh king tut

Its not a funny show,
george is fat and elane a hoe,
he cant take the show no mo

oh tutty tutty tut tut

right here, is where I end this song
its pretty stupid and gone on way to long
next time ill just make it about my slong

on songy songy song song

]]> http://cmdrfred.com/2009/10/05/orgasmic-leprechaun-epic-dudes-of-history/feed 0 BassHunter – Angel in the Night (Orgasmic Leprechaun Remix) http://cmdrfred.com/2009/10/01/basshunter-angel-in-the-night-orgasmic-leprechaun-remix http://cmdrfred.com/2009/10/01/basshunter-angel-in-the-night-orgasmic-leprechaun-remix#comments Thu, 01 Oct 2009 17:10:36 +0000 admin http://cmdrfred.com/?p=56 Here is a remix of BassHunters UK #1 hit “Angel in the Night” by Orgasmic Leprechaun.


Give me autotune and ten minutes, ill give you Kayne.

]]> http://cmdrfred.com/2009/10/01/basshunter-angel-in-the-night-orgasmic-leprechaun-remix/feed 0 Fred Is an Asshole – Episode Seven: Commentary Track for the Entire World http://cmdrfred.com/2009/09/03/fred-is-an-asshole-episode-seven-commentary-track-for-the-entire-world http://cmdrfred.com/2009/09/03/fred-is-an-asshole-episode-seven-commentary-track-for-the-entire-world#comments Thu, 03 Sep 2009 20:28:10 +0000 admin http://cmdrfred.com/?p=53
Improv bitches.

]]> http://cmdrfred.com/2009/09/03/fred-is-an-asshole-episode-seven-commentary-track-for-the-entire-world/feed 0 Fred Is an Asshole – Episode Six: You Dont Know Everything http://cmdrfred.com/2009/09/03/fred-is-an-asshole-episode-six-you-dont-know-everything http://cmdrfred.com/2009/09/03/fred-is-an-asshole-episode-six-you-dont-know-everything#comments Thu, 03 Sep 2009 16:25:47 +0000 admin http://cmdrfred.com/?p=50
You dont know everything!

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Here it is, the reason i’m not wearing a coat.

Also I made this:

The Michael Sands Project

The Michael Sands Project

]]> http://cmdrfred.com/2009/09/01/fred-is-an-asshole-episode-five-this-is-the-reason-i-have-no-coat-on/feed 0 Fred Is an Asshole – Episode Four: Got Milk? http://cmdrfred.com/2009/08/30/fred-is-an-asshole-episode-four-got-milk http://cmdrfred.com/2009/08/30/fred-is-an-asshole-episode-four-got-milk#comments Mon, 31 Aug 2009 02:01:55 +0000 admin http://cmdrfred.com/?p=35
Quarter gallons are not the same as full gallons, you prick!

We also recorded a few songs that night, Ladies and Gentlemen lets me introduce “The Michael Sands Project”
Music by:Justin Sands
Recording and Terrible 1 frame music videos by yours truly.
(After the jump)


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I ask god a few tough questions.

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Tips for bros: Boneing Down (sorry about the low rez, i converted it wrong)

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I head down to the learning annex and try to cheer up a few kids with epilepsy.

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