Orgasmic Leprechaun – My Dear Sara

Lyrics after the jump:
Lyrics:

(Drum Solo)

Why did you have to be such a hooker?
Why did you have to be such a whore?
When I met you told me that I had to be honest,
Now honesty seems like such a chore.

Why did your daddy never ever love you?
Or show some affection to make you pleased?
You know your uncle Randy is just using you,
to get everything he ever needs.

Why do you have to fuck your uncle, Sara?
and why do you have to be only ten?
Why does this world seem so unfair?
I’m 43 and in love again.

Sara why do you wana go home?
My van has plenty of room for two.
And if you ever get hungry,
Ill drive over to BK for you.

I know I’m little older my dear Sara,
and I know that this isn’t my place,
but we can move to the hills of Alabama,
cuz there our love isn’t rape.