Orgasmic Leprechaun – Epic Dudes Of History

Lyrics after the jump:
this is a song for the cave men, cave men
cave men living in the woods
its not a song for the gay men, gay men
gay men blowing in the woods

This song chronicals epic deeds,
massive battles, divine indemnity
of these heros fates we sing
grab ten beers and some chicken wings it’s
hero time in the house

Merlin was an epic dude
loved the whores and was oh so rude
shot out gold everytime he po-ed
he infected every girl he screwed

Oh Merlin!

With his STD
now it hurts everytime she has to pee
did so much coke that he can barely see

Oh Merlin! Merlin Merlin

Jesus a man of myth and fame,
most sane pepole think he’s insane,
representin’ the astral plane
jesus is a man that you cant tame

oh jesus!

Magic powers and stuff like that,
ten gram a day habbit and a sick hat
jesus had all of that

Oh! Jesus Jesus Jesus

Cosby was a righteous man,
he beat his wife with a frying pan
then told her to make a sam
wich… bill cosby

then after they made love twice,
she made him dinner and it was oh so nice,
Bill Cosby is a fan of basmati rice

oh, bill bill cosby

King Tut was a pretty slick bro,
He had tons of money and a zillion hoes,
From time to time he whould strike an epic pose,
He thought scienfeld really blows

oh king tut

Its not a funny show,
george is fat and elane a hoe,
he cant take the show no mo

oh tutty tutty tut tut

right here, is where I end this song
its pretty stupid and gone on way to long
next time ill just make it about my slong

on songy songy song song